Category: Amusing

  • How to call someone “stupid” without actually saying it

    How to call someone “stupid” without actually saying it

    When you find yourself surrounded and even threatened by many stupid people, you can’t call them “stupid” unless you’re dumb or actually want to be beaten. A good way to call someone “stupid” without actually saying the word is to use the words of Cristian Tudor Popescu: tell him/her that they are “asymptomatic intelligent people”.…

  • What do engineers and dogs have in common?

    What do engineers and dogs have in common?

    Both engineers and dogs have an intelligent look but aren’t able to communicate properly.

  • The link between the Romanian national anthem and vampires

    The link between the Romanian national anthem and vampires

    You all heard stories about vampires, Dracula and the dark forests of Transilvania. But did you know that the Romanian national anthem has some very creepy lyrics? Here is the beginning of the original anthem in Romanian followed by its translation in English: „Deșteaptă-te, române, din somnul cel de moarte, În care te-adânciră barbarii de…

  • Lame Flirting Phrases

    Lame Flirting Phrases

    As you know, most men are not too creative when it comes to picking up women. Here you can find some classic lame flirting phrases: 1. I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock. 2. I lost my number , can I have yours? 3. Did it hurt much when you fell from…

  • F-word

    You might be asking…what could I say about the F-word that you don’t already know? Well…I’m not avoiding to say the F-word because I am shy, but because that is exactly how the CNC programmers call it and not one of them are embarassed to use it! In G-Code, the programming language used by people…

  • Engineer joke – introverted vs extroverted

    Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer? Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he’s talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he’s talking to you.  😳